SAYER Episode 10 – Lost in Transmission
SAYER
Adam Bash
4.8 • 773 Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2014
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I don’t even know why I brought it up.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Nika Howard.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, Jack, your name is Jack. |
| 0:18.0 | Your name is Jack. Would you like me to tell you more? Your full name, place of birth, family history. I can give all of this back to you if you would want it. |
| 0:46.3 | Resident, now is not an appropriate time to try to gain a few additional moments of sleep. |
| 1:03.0 | The sleep schedule of each and every resident has been intricately designed by Aerylyth to prevent any oversleeping or exhaustion that one might encounter when not on a regulated sleep pattern. If you feel that you have not been allotted the appropriate amount of sleep, please understand that this is an impossibility. |
| 1:13.6 | I am Sayer, and I do not make mistakes when it comes to scheduling. |
| 1:20.6 | I will try not to take your insulting attitudes towards sleep personally. |
| 1:29.3 | It now seems that you have expended the entirety of this morning's approved meal time with |
| 1:34.8 | your careless extraneous slumber. |
| 1:39.5 | You will need to quickly gather your things to travel to floor 204. |
| 1:45.0 | If it makes you feel any better, you were not going to be issued food this morning anyway. |
| 1:53.0 | Your work today will require you to have an empty stomach. |
| 1:58.0 | Proceed to the elevator so that we may hurry along to start the experiment. |
| 2:03.6 | Low-level alert. |
| 2:20.3 | Residents visiting floors 11 and 12 have been reporting odd noises emanating from the air vents throughout these floors. |
| 2:30.3 | Reports vary, but the majority of witnesses describe a low rumbling and or |
| 2:38.0 | hissing sound. Residents on floor 10 do not report similar issues. Residents on floor 13 |
| 2:48.0 | are likely unable to tear themselves away from the unrepentant hell they are enduring to bother allowing their brains to even register sensory data. |
| 3:00.6 | If you are on floor 11 or 12 and hear any such noises around the air vents. Please investigate fully so that you |
| 3:12.0 | can file a comprehensive report. You can do so by closing your eyes, backing up to the air |
| 3:19.8 | vent, and leaning softly against the steel frame. After three to five minutes of listening intently for any noises, |
| 3:30.0 | presuming nothing happens, please resume your regularly scheduled activities. |
| 3:37.0 | Resident, please take the time to look over the information that has been loaded into your |
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