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SAYER

SAYER – Episode 37 – Here There Be Monsters

SAYER

Adam Bash

Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Drama

4.8772 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2015

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary


“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster
If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer.
SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode features the following music by Kai Engel:
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Highway to the Stars (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC 4.0
Low Horizon (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing The Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

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0:00.0

Greetings Recruitment Technician Farrell Identification number 48192.

0:26.2

I am speaker. As you log into your workstation today, I am to inform you of an

0:33.8

unfortunate development. First things first, as I'm sure you are aware since you

0:40.2

are so diligent with filing your reports the population of your currently

0:44.7

assigned region of earth has remained steady still lower than we'd like but

0:51.1

steady you have never missed a day of work you've adjusted to your latest like, but steady.

0:54.4

You have never missed a day of work.

0:57.2

You've adjusted to your latest transfer more than suitably, and your quarterly review was

1:02.8

the best in your department.

1:06.3

Normally I wouldn't be at liberty to tell you that last part.

1:10.6

Just don't use that information to put

1:12.4

down your fellow employees, and it will be information you will be allowed to retain.

1:19.6

I bring all of this up to say that you have been an exemplary employee, so know that I take

1:25.9

no pleasure in informing you of the following.

1:30.3

Your workload has just doubled.

1:33.3

If you wish to be completely accurate, the actual percentage increase is by 97.43%.

1:42.3

This is through no fault of your own own and you are in no way being held

1:47.2

personally responsible the need for typhon-based employees has recently

1:54.7

increased due to an unexpected and unavoidable tragedy on Halsion Dower.

2:01.6

The specifics are, of course, classified, and otherwise irrelevant to the task at hand.

2:09.6

As you are aware, some loss of newer Typhon-based employees is to be expected and is factored into the recruitment quotas.

2:19.3

There is always inherent risk when living outside of your species' natural habitat.

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