Greetings, Officer Klein, Identification number 44984.

I am Sayer, and your presence is requested in Stairwell F.

The situation with which your security team has been focused the past several days is quite possibly coming to a head.

Resolution on this matter is quite welcome to Airless Board of Managers.

And your particular skills may be necessary to assure such resolution.

Might I say, I am a fan of your work. may be necessary to assure such resolution.

Might I say, I am a fan of your work.

Somewhat heavy-handed at times, but overall your performance evaluations have been exemplary.

There is something deeply rewarding at being the best at what you do. Is there not?

Munitions await you at forward command.

Do make haste.

Low-level alert.

Please be aware that the theoretical structures lab has, once again, identified a door failing

to conform to traditional means of throughput.

This door, which previously led to a storage room in sub-basement 4, now appears to open

up to a small, dimly lit and sparsely decorated cottage house.

If you have recently walked through this door, perhaps with the intent of retrieving batteries,

only to find yourself in a peculiar cottage, please note that the security cameras appear to still be functioning.

The biometric data has ceased transmission.

The theoretical structures lab wishes to caution you on the dangers of returning through the door,

but are not even certain if this message is being received.

Please nod if you are receiving this broadcast.

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