Good morning, resident McClintock. Identification number 44908.

I am Seer.

And today you embark on a new journey.

You have been selected for a promotion to Level 3 Food Inventory Analyst.

This is truly an exciting career opportunity for one such as yourself, who has displayed

a healthy interest in pre-apportioned meals, as well as a rudimentary grasp of mathematics. Due to repeated incidents involving the protein-strand synthesis labs in Sub-Basement 1,

Arolith believes it is of vital importance to actively monitor

both the quantity and editability status of Typhon's processed food stores.

In your new job, you will be helping your fellow residents avoid potential starvation.

So take this moment to relish the self-satisfaction of being placed into this esteemed

new role before you prepare for your first shift.

Resident, please report to the Food Inventory Control Center to receive your basic equipment and instructions.

Then examine the locker that has been labeled with your name.

Inside the basic Aerlith Food Inventory Analysis Kit, you will find the following ordinance.

One data pad with installed inventory software.

Two disposable paper filtration masks,

one set of plastic safety goggles,

one three-pronged manual inventory testing implement,

and one canister of aerosol dispersed flying insect poison.

At this point, you may be questioning why you've been provisioned

with a chemical primarily designed to exterminate bees and wasps.

This protocol is simply a matter of efficiency, as this high-potency insecticide is far more effective per fluid ounce at eliminating food-borne pests.

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