SAYER Episode 20 – Anomalous
SAYER
Adam Bash
4.8 • 772 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2014
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is distinctly interested in examining some statistically significant errors.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bashwho also wrote this episode based on a concept by Landan Smith, one of our Highly Advanced Patrons.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's Adam and on behalf of the entire Sayer team, we just want to thank you guys again for all of the support we've seen on Patreon. |
| 0:07.0 | We've hit the milestone goal for our comic for the past four months and our goal was to hit it for five. |
| 0:13.0 | So if we hit it this month, we will be making a comic with two amazing artists and you can see some of that stuff out on Patreon right now if you're supporting us. Additionally, this episode and last episode were both pitched to us by two of our |
| 0:27.8 | highly advanced patrons. So if you've got an idea for a script, there's one highly advanced |
| 0:33.1 | patron spot out there. So if you want to sit down in a hangout and pitch the Sayer writing crew |
| 0:37.7 | an idea for an episode, that's your way to do it. So thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, |
| 0:43.1 | again for all the support. And I hope you enjoy the show. Greetings, Resident Foster. |
| 1:08.3 | Identification number 44829. |
| 1:13.6 | I am Sayer, and I have some potentially unwelcome news. |
| 1:20.6 | Do not move. |
| 1:24.6 | I do not wish to startle you, but over the past several hours, I have noticed a pattern |
| 1:34.3 | of anomalous biofeedback amongst a small but statistically significant portion of your fellow residents. |
| 1:43.3 | Though it is difficult to explain without running the risk of over-simplification, |
| 1:50.0 | effectively the nanomachines within these residents' bodies have ceased returning vital biometric information, |
| 1:58.0 | and have begun simply returning an error code. |
| 2:03.6 | This is not an error code we have received in the past. |
| 2:07.6 | And suffice it to say, it is highly improbable that this many instances is the result of random chance. |
| 2:20.3 | I mention this to you only because the distribution of these error codes seems to follow |
| 2:25.3 | the natural flow of Halcyon's ventilation systems, implying there is something in the air causing this anomaly. All simulations of projected airflow place your current location directly within the affected region. |
| 2:44.0 | And as someone whose blood-borne nanites are not yet registering any errors, |
| 2:49.0 | you are in an ideal position to provide any potential sensory information as to the genesis |
| 2:56.5 | of this anomaly. |
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