Typhon wide notice.

Greetings, residents.

I am Sayer, and Air Lift Dynamics wants you to know they care deeply for the health and well-being of each and every one of their employees. We have received a surprising number of inquiries as of late from residents concerned about the state of their own mental faculties.

What better way to address these concerns than to broadcast them, along with my reasoned

advice, to all of Typhoon.

Question 1.

I have been feeling a bit depressed and isolated lately.

I am starting to doubt that I am getting adequate rest

and recreation time. Any advice on how I can cheer up?

At airlith dynamics, we firmly believe that a happy resident is a productive resident.

It is vitally important that every employee works at their peak efficiency, and we are

consistently fine-tuning the delicate balances you have mentioned in an attempt to reach maximum productivity.

But your body is weak and accustomed to being underused.

You have been assigned an almost assuredly survivable sleep schedule.

Scientifically sound research-based assessments indicate that your individual mind should be able

to optimally recuperate from the mendantity of your daily tasks.

With your twice-daily prescribed seven-minute breaks.

Have you not enjoyed the bouncy ball that was requisitioned by your With your twice daily prescribed seven-minute breaks.

Have you not enjoyed the bouncy ball that was requisitioned by your supervisor?

Have you attempted to bounce it yet?

I assure you your simple brain will absolutely delight, as this ball demonstrates the mystical properties of basic physics.

It will even bounce off walls.

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