Typhon Wide Notice

Airless Dynamics is immediately implementing certain changes in protocol as a result of last month's event.

To quell any rumors about the event, HR Administrator Corrine Vasquez has issued the following statement,

quote,

The event, as it has come to be called by the more dramatic HR representatives,

was probably a result of some sort of mass psychosis.

At least that's my theory.

Harriet thinks it was a rogue AI, and Kevin thinks it's all a prank by some very, very dedicated

jokesters.

Regardless, 7% of errorless staff in Halcyon, Argos, Minos, and Aegis Dowers, died in the event.

Or are very convincingly pretending to have died.

End quote.

She goes on to talk about how they poked one with a stick, and it kept just laying there, but that Kevin was

not satisfied. It is my duty to inform all residents of the following broadcast changes. In

addition to identifying myself, at the onset of any one-to-one transmission, I will henceforth identify you as well. This added layer

of security will help ensure you always know when I am speaking directly with you, and that

you can rest assured it is indeed me. Unless, of course, Ms. Vasquez was correct about the mass psychosis, in which case your madness-riddled

brain could easily fabricate this information. Typhon must come together in the wake of this terrible

event. Yes, we have lost 7% of our population in an onslaught of missing floors,

elevator malfunctions, and security team gunfire. But consider the bright side.

There are many new job positions open for those who wish for advancement. And for once, we will have an ample supply of protein

in the cafeteria. I understand how that last statement could be misconstrued.

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