SAYER Episode 13 – Welcome Back

SAYER

Adam Bash

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Drama

4.8 • 773 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2014

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Confidential notice: Dr. Smith, you are hereby granted passage on shuttle Hudson leaving at 0400 hours this morning. Prepare yourself, but do so quickly.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.
This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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0:00.0	I'm sorry. Sayer.
0:26.6	Sayer.
0:27.6	It's air. I'll see on Reson 7-6484.
0:38.3	Reporting crash of Earthbound Shuttle Hudson.
0:43.3	Please respond.
0:46.3	God.
0:49.3	Respond. Identify.
0:57.0	Dr. Smith, my name is Speaker.
1:02.0	I am Aerolith's Earth-based AI.
1:05.0	Broadcast to the neural implants of Aerlith employees here.
1:09.0	Speaker? Yes.
1:11.6	All right, speaker, while my shuttle...
1:13.6	Your shuttle has crashed, I am aware.
1:16.6	You stated so just moments ago.
1:19.6	Despite the expensive accident, it now appears that the shuttle crash test ratings are accurate.
1:29.3	Your current state of confusion has little to do with the crash itself.
1:34.3	You sustained no concussion.
1:37.3	I ask you to please remember, it has been a long time since you were last on earth, doctor.
1:45.0	Much has changed.
1:47.0	Welcome back.
1:50.0	I imagine you are wondering why Sayer is not here to greet you.
1:56.0	If there was to be any AI, surely it would be him, yes?
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