This is a double triple quadruple warning that this content in this episode is not for kids.

We say a lot of things that you're not going to want them to hear.

Yeah, you want to, do you want to ruin holidays?

Do you want to ruin your relationship with your children? Do you want to ruin holidays? Do you want to ruin your relationship with your children?

Do you want to shatter their dreams? No! So get them out of the freaking room right now. You have been warned.

What's your name? Who am I?

Who am I?

Who am I?

Oh! Oh, you know that when I eat it.

Gee is on the fucking bitchish.

Rich, you know that when I, you know this because you know me for years, that when I don't know the words to a song I do scuba do be do.

Of course you do, yeah. Like I'll sing the lyrics and then I'm like, and scuba do be da a scuba do bed d that's like my go to

when I don't know the words scuba do be d

yeah pep bah pooooooooooo be d p d bd bd bd e how is your how is your four And Scooby-D da-P-D,

How is your 4th of July, buddy?

Oh, we'll get into it.

It was actually really lovely.

Matt kicked like a badass meal.

It was awesome.

We were at the beach all day. We went to the pool for a little while. We did the fireworks. I mean it was overall pretty awesome, but again, we'll get into...

You sent me at our producer, Chris, like a beautiful family photo,

and you're like, oh that wasn't for you, who is it for?

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