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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Warts

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2014

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We pay you to eat our warts. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

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0:00.0

Guys, enough further, dude! My dough, my dough, my hands all over!

0:04.6

Applause

0:09.1

That's what I'm going to show you, my medical teacher.

0:12.3

And not in the whole say, should we take an as medical advice for opinion?

0:16.8

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:23.8

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:32.1

Your worth.

0:53.8

You didn't do a flat hand at all. Are you done now?

1:03.7

Wow, okay, I'm just a macroe. This is Saban, a merit-a-little tour of Miss Guy and Medicine.

1:12.2

That was unwended, Sid. It is exciting. Hello everybody, how's it going, Dylan?

1:20.2

I made people with the audience from New York today.

1:29.4

I made folks like out the house. I made ladies like out the house.

1:36.6

I made people have been struggling with warts for the most of their adult life.

1:42.6

You can tell me. You've got girls who have warts.

1:49.0

Okay, some warts people. It's not a lot of people.

1:54.0

That was kind of a weird icebreaker. It was a little weird.

1:58.0

I wanted to figure out a way to talk about warts. That was kind of a weird one.

2:03.0

Of course, I encourage you if you want to share your personal warts, struggles with us.

2:09.4

Not with us. Maybe in an email with easily-enorable subject.

2:16.6

It's not even about mortgage rates perhaps.

2:19.8

We're like eight forwards in front of us.

2:22.6

It looks like something about naughty.

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