Saabones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, the escalant macaque for the mouth.

Oh, we're already in. Welcome to Saabones, a medical tour of Miss Guyton, and I am New Yorker who's Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy.

I said the nursery is just about done, but I forgot. I still need to get plugs for the outlets.

Oh, like the little safety, the protectors, the little little plastic things.

I should probably learn the name for that. The plastic thingies.

At some point, the plastic thingy that goes in the holes in the outlet.

I think your house can be unsafe at first because where's that kickin' go?

She and I'm not gonna go anywhere. I don't tell her to go.

That's true. I can't see she won't really be able to like roll at first.

So I can't see her being able to get to the outlets. It's probably safer just to do it ahead of time.

Probably. Because then you got a kid later.

Does it even make two prong ones? Cause all our outlets are only two prong, which is the biggest pain in the butt.

We're getting an adapter to put.

Two prong to two prong, plastic adapter, safety.

You know what's so much harder, I think, to raise kids these days than it would have been in olden times.

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