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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Urine

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2013

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We keep your pee pee in a cup. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, some medicines, some medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

1:03.0

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones. My name is Justin McRoy.

1:08.0

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

1:09.0

This is our marital tour of this guy to medicine and Sydney Queen. Hurry this one up.

1:14.0

Well, why?

1:15.0

I want to brush it. I want to rush to the end.

1:17.0

Why would you want to rush to the end? This is so much fun.

1:20.0

I gotta pee. I gotta pee.

1:26.0

Oh, okay. Well, that's all, that's good. Could you, would you mind when you do go to pee?

1:33.0

Would you, I've, I've stocked the bathroom with several, well, hundreds of small plastic containers in which I'd like you to collect your urine. Do you mind doing that?

1:44.0

For me, real quick.

1:45.0

Just pee in any one of those cups. If you could also follow the instructions I've posted on the wall as to how to sterilize yourself before.

1:55.0

Just to make sure I get a good sample. Midstream too would be good.

1:58.0

Right. So I just want to take really good care of you, Justin.

2:01.0

I go, I go pee pee in the potty.

2:06.0

I go, I go classically. I go pee pee in the potty.

2:12.0

Well, I understand that's what you've been taught. That's great.

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