Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalate, my cop, for the mouth.

Alright, everybody and welcome to Sawbones a myrtle tour of misguided medicine. I am your co-host Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy.

Dr. Sydney McElroy. You know, this is one key area where you and I differ. I think if I earned my medical degree, I would never refer to myself as anything other than Dr. Justin McElroy.

Well, I guess that's just where the two of us are different. I'm a little more humble.

A little more humble. You don't have to be humble. You work for it. I mean, you should be when I sign us into guest books.

Have we ever talked about this before?

I don't think we have.

Whenever I sign us into guest books at weddings.

Oh, yeah, this is true.

Or less frequently funerals.

Thankfully.

I always sign at doctors Justin and Sydney McElroy because I figure you're round up.

No, I mean, that's not how that works.

I figure you're round up.

I just think it creates an artificial wall between you and somebody else if you insist on introducing yourself as doctor.

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