Saabones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saabones, a mayoral tour of Biscuited Medicine. I am your co-host, YoYo Justin.

And I'm Sydney. Wait, what did you say your name was, Justin?

My name is YoYo Justin McRoy.

Wait, yeah. Well, okay, when did YoYo Justin McRoy become a thing?

The thing is, I've been feeling like I don't have enough personal brand. I've been trying to build my personal brand. That's kind of the arc of my life.

I think it's podcasting, but go ahead. I'm trying to build a personal brand.

I wanted to identify myself. I wanted to get so deeply into something or good at something that people would come to think of me by that thing.

We've got friends like Star Wars Greg and...

Go ahead, who are other friends who have names like that?

Wedgewood Dishware Mike and Blink Oak Glass Bob.

We have all those friends. And Drinky Joe.

And Drinky Joe, the Joe who loves drinking. Joe's just not calling.

So I thought, well, what could I build my brand around? It could be that I'm sick at YoYo or practicing trying to get good at YoYo.

So like, YoYo Justin.

Okay, well two things. Would you consider yourself sick at YoYo?

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