Sawbones: The Gut Hole Romance

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This week on Sawbones, Justin and Sydnee share medical history's greatest will-they/won't-they, the story of a doctor and his muse: A man with a hole in his stomach. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

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0:00.0	Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:25.0	Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	I'm not a medicine, I'm not a medicine, I'm a medicine, I'm a skeleton, I'm a cop for the mouth.
1:03.0	Hello and welcome to Saubones, a mental tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I am your co-host Justin McElroy.
1:08.0	And I'm Sydney McElroy.
1:10.0	Sydney, I don't want to do the podcast.
1:13.0	Oh, why? I'm hungry Sydney. I'm hungry.
1:17.0	Why didn't you eat something before?
1:19.0	It's 9.30 is too early to eat. For me, I got to wait till late.
1:24.0	Justin. So I'm feeling great.
1:26.0	Justin doesn't eat any of his meals at appropriate times.
1:28.0	No.
1:29.0	It's like some meal that is cereal that eats at what like 11.30 at night.
1:34.0	At 8.00 am.
1:35.0	Yeah, that's like a brunch cereal.
1:37.0	That's it though. That's not a, no, that's not brunch. That's not breakfast, that's not lunch, that's not brunch, that's not anything.
1:42.0	It's not about meals, Sydney.
1:44.0	That's just a bad job.
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