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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: The People vs. The Spleen

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This week on Sawbones, it's The Trial of The Century as Justin tries to prove to Sydnee once and for all that the spleen is useless. Take your seats, here comes the judge. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

Transcript

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0:00.0

Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

0:56.0

The medicines, the medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

1:04.0

Wow.

1:05.0

Previously on Saubones.

1:10.0

I feel bad for this plane. It got a bad wrap and then everybody just got rid of it.

1:13.0

Nobody even knows what it's for.

1:15.0

I mean, I do, but we'll talk about that in another episode.

1:19.0

I don't believe you. I mean, I don't believe you. We'll talk about it.

1:22.0

I mean, I don't believe you don't mean it for anything.

1:25.0

Like it is. No, you need your spleen. You absolutely.

1:27.0

Okay. There's no way you need your spleen. Yes, you. Okay.

1:30.0

Have you absolutely need your spleen? Do people have their spleen's removes?

1:33.0

Yes. Your honor, your honor, the defense rest.

1:36.0

But there are.

1:37.0

Hello, everybody. I'm Justin McRoy.

1:40.0

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

1:41.0

And it's on the people versus the spleen.

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