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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Nosebleeds

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This week on Sawbones, Justin and Sydnee have got some wicked nosebleeds, but it's no problem: They've got some Doug to stuff up there. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

Transcript

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0:00.0

Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

0:56.0

I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, the escalant macaque for the mouth.

1:03.0

Wow!

1:05.0

A lot of people have been looking at Saubones, Marl, you're a misguided medicine. I'm a coach who's just macaroon.

1:08.0

And I'm Sydney Macaroon.

1:10.0

I am so happy to be back on the ground, Sydney.

1:13.0

Well, me too, Justin. Were you jumping on the water?

1:17.0

No, sweetheart. This is like... I mean, I've heard of like playing dumb to help with a bit before,

1:25.0

but like, we were in the plane together.

1:28.0

Like last week.

1:29.0

Yeah, when we ginned.

1:31.0

Yes.

1:32.0

Yeah, we took some flights to New York.

1:33.0

It's just a lot has happened since then. You know, I'm a busy woman. I've got a lot going on.

1:37.0

Sure, making deals.

1:38.0

I'm out there, making deals, closing deals.

1:41.0

Closing deals, chopping them up and spitting them out.

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