Sawbones: The Papanicolaou Test

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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This week, Justin and Dr. Sydnee bring you the thrilling story of how a former department store clerk from Greece saved countless lives with the invention of a single test. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

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0:00.0	Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:25.0	Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	Two big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
1:03.0	big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, size, er, size, size, huge, size, size, size, size, sizes, size, size, Student,
1:30.6	What is this thing? What is this? This character? What is this whole?
1:35.6	I curiously, what is this?
1:37.0	Well, you, you had said that, uh, you had said that this episode there wasn't,
1:42.4	a wasn't a lot of, um, bad medicine that we could make fun of and be, um,
1:49.9	there it was about perhaps, so you, you told me you said I should come up with some
1:53.2	perhaps hair jokes. So I was, I got a stack here.
1:56.6	It's the way.
1:57.2	Uh, I don't know. I wrote, I wrote them. These are all, these are all my original
2:08.0	pap smear jokes, but yeah. Um, I don't, I don't think I said make
2:13.5	pap smear jokes. I don't, I can't see, I can't see me saying that.
2:18.0	Yeah, I don't think that's right. Yeah. Like pap smear. No, no, no, I don't,
2:23.0	did, did I tell you to write bits about pap smear and pap smear?
2:27.3	I got to know, let me try this one. Um, so I'm, he's saying spread them.
2:33.3	And I'm like, no, well, no, that's not. Hmm.
2:36.6	There's no, no, I can't see these going well. I don't see this going well for you.
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