Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a door and that's busted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Miss Guy, the medicine I'm Eric Goho's Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. Happy Thanksgiving, Sydney.

Why thank you, Justin.

Oh, he's just around the corner.

That's really it for Thanksgiving. For me?

I just apprailude to for me, it don't get better than seeing that dead jolly that jolly O'Fella on the sleigh at the end of the

Oh, the maize. That's when the season is here, folks.

Did you say department store parade? Like we're not allowed to say maizees.

Yeah. Now I was just trying to like I was trying to heighten the absurdity of Christ the season being rung in by a department store chain.

Uh-huh. By saying department store.

Oh, okay. I guess it didn't work.

I thought it was sort of like an archie comics when they like have the names of celebrities, but they're off by like one letter.

If you have to ask yourself if I am or am not referencing archie comics, you are usually going to be a lot safer going with the

nay on that, but I mean, it's always possible.

It'll be like Bruce Springstone.

Okay. You've kind of pivoted this into an opportunity to talk about archies, which I this fine.

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