Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a door and that's blasted out. We've pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves hot like a rum.

I'm not a sense of medicine, but I still have my mouth for the whole world.

Hi, I'm Justin McRoy. Whoa, listen, they're going crazy for it.

Man, this time they're the lottists for me.

I didn't do the, I haven't done me. I haven't, you didn't do the thing.

Hi everybody, welcome to Saubones, Maryland to a misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Tyler McRoy.

And I'm Sydney Smurl McRoy.

It's bracing.

So we're sorry. What's up Denver? What's up? Hey.

Wow, excitable. Sorry about the whole getting started, but we hadn't hardly started late. You would have heard that awesome harm our super star track.

So we're tough for everybody, I guess.

Sid. Yes.

We tried to go thematic. Yes, whenever we go on the road, as it were. Yes.

And we, so whenever I started asking people like, we're going to do Sean Denver.

What medical thing? When you think of Denver, Colorado. Yeah, everybody says weed, y'all.

Everybody, which is great, except one, we already did an episode on marijuana. Sorry, we did that already.

And two, like, you guys all just do it for fun, Z's here.

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