Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a metal tour of Miss Guy and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

I'm Sydney McAroy.

Hey, Justin. I think you're going to be excited for our topic today.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, because I think it's quite humorous.

Oh, well that's good. I mean that's kind of what we do on the show. So I'm happy to hear that it's a humorous topic.

No, but I mean, I think this one especially will be very humorous.

Okay, I mean, that's kind of my department. So there's more of me up to me to like decide and make sure it's funny, but I'm glad you hear it.

Well, but this one, I mean, will be I think filled with humor.

Well, it's frankly not off to a great start. Now, why do you think it's going to be?

Okay, never mind. It's about humors.

Oh, I thought you'd get it eventually.

You don't have any very well. Humors. Got it.

Yes.

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