Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

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We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow, everybody, welcome to Saubones, a metal tour of Miscite and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Sydney, happy believe you Valentine's Day.

Oh, thank you, love. I mean, I wish you happy Valentine's Day on the day.

You did. You did. You not only wish me happy Valentine's Day. You got me a Valentine and candy. Well, chocolate.

Yeah, not candy. I don't know. Was it? I don't know. You make a call. Classify it.

So it was it was wonderful. Justin had delivered to me a platter of chocolate covered Oreos and nutter butters and graham crackers and pretzels.

It's really hard once you're married to buy chocolate for the other person because especially if you're like trying to watch what you eat because you're basically saying like,

well, this is at our house for a while now. Now you have this to continue. Yeah, because I mean, I'm not going to eat all of that.

No, so I'm going to have to jump in there and I feel obligated to to help out do my part.

You know, it's always nice to is my dad has gotten me a heart shaped box of chocolates every Valentine's day for as long as I've been allowed to eat chocolate.

That's sweet. Yes, that's nice. I got to do that for chocolate. She's I mean, now would not be good.

No, don't give her chocolate now. She's six months old. She can't eat chocolate. I the the I have we have been eating a considerable amount of chocolate though. I'll be honest.

Despite my best efforts. Well, you know, that's not completely bad for you. Oh, yeah, there is some possible small health benefits to chocolate or at least people

have thought so for a long time. So you're saying it's a health food. No, no, no, I'm not saying chocolate is a health food. I'm going to say that several times.

I think this one weird food will make you live 20 years longer. No, it is chocolate. No, no, that's not what you're going to get if you click on that

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