Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

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We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, the meadow tour of Miss Fire Medicine. I am your co-host Justin Napoli.

I'm kind of freaked out, Justin.

What's wrong sweetheart? This is my wife Sydney. She's a medical practitioner.

What are you, what are you wearing?

Oh, this, uh, yeah. Well, you told me we're going to be talking about the plug, which pretty spooky for me.

So I thought, because my immune system, you know, work on the internet. So my immune system is basically non-existent.

Sure. So I, I, I, I'm trying to pluck myself. I made sort of a, uh, kind of a mask here.

I, I see that. What, what exactly were you trying to do with, with this thing?

Well, I'm trying to protect myself from catching the plug. I, uh, I know you can't catch it from podcasting about it, but it's a conceit for the intro.

So, so what, tell me about this mask that you've rigged up here, like, what, what was your thinking with, um, this nose piece?

Yeah, the nose pieces to keep the holes that I breathe in separate from my actual mouth.

Uh, so it's to keep it distant. And I've got some popery inside, right?

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, Tim, that's both, I mean, that's a little something for me, but also to keep the disease out.

Right. And there was a basis for that. I mean, there wasn't, but they thought there was. So, okay.

And, uh, what else, what, what have you got going on in the eyes here, honey? What, what, what would you call these?

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