Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, some medicines, some medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Hi everybody. Welcome to Sawbones. It's a medical tour of medical tour, a misguided, medical tour of misguided medicine, whatever. Just Macquarie.

Justum.

Yeah, yeah, introduce yourself.

I'm Sydney Macquarie. What's wrong with you?

Oh god, it's nothing. It's this darn baby. No matter what I do.

Wait, where did you get a baby now?

It's our fictional intro-conceit baby. And this darn baby just won't stop crying.

Well, what have you tried so far?

Ignoring it?

Okay, not a great start. Let me keep quiet.

I'm putting my finger in its mouth.

Okay, that's not recommended.

Hey, the saw.

Okay, so you think the baby's teething?

Yeah, that's my thought. I think the baby is having some teething issues.

I'm hoping if you put your finger in its mouth and you...

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