Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

We're ready to welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Miss Guy at Medicine. I'm here with Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Sydney McAroy, what is today's topic?

Well, Justin, I don't know how to break this to you.

Just put it out for me.

I know that we sat down to record our podcasts and I waited until you started to tell you this and that seemed so strange.

Yeah, I kept saying like, what's the topic and you were like, wink, wink, I got it. Is what you said.

And that was because I didn't know how to tell you that I did not research anything. I have nothing. I have nothing to tell you about. I don't have a topic.

Why?

Well, I've been really busy. We doctors have to renew our medical licenses every couple of years.

And in order to do that, we have to prove that we know things.

And you're busy doing medical education things.

And I've been busy doing those things so that I can legitimately renew my medical license and still be a doctor.

As a result, I know a lot about some modules on hypertension, but not about anything funny.

Well, we're not my dear because good news. I am ready for this exact scenario.

You're ready for something?

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