Sawbones: The Teen Girl

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2015

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This week on Sawbones, Justin is transported into the body of a Sydnee's teenage sister Rileigh and has a lot of awkward questions. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

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0:00.0	Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:25.0	Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.
1:03.0	Wow!
1:05.0	Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Sidney McRoy.
1:11.0	And I am Justin McRoy.
1:14.0	Hold on a second. You are not Justin McRoy.
1:18.0	Well, Sidney, see here's what happened.
1:21.0	Riley and I suffered a tragic freaky Friday type accident.
1:28.0	Now I am stuck in a 14 year old girl's body.
1:31.0	Okay, now for our listeners at home, you may want to identify who Riley is.
1:37.0	Riley is your younger sister, so my 14 year old sister and mom.
1:42.0	Exactly. Okay, so that is why the person that I am seeing Sidney next to me right now is definitely my sister Riley.
1:50.0	But what you're saying is you're not Riley.
1:52.0	I am definitely Justin.
1:54.0	Okay, when did this happen?
1:56.0	You know, Sidney, I kind of just woke up this morning and I realized I was not Justin, but I am Justin.
2:04.0	This is going to be really confusing for Riley.
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