Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant, my cop, for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a rental tour of Miss Guy and Medicine. I'm your go-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. The bids are back. We heard you loud in Clear America, and you do want us to do bids at the beginning of our podcast.

Even if we don't necessarily feel like doing one that week.

It turns out that you guys love Uncle Jokes.

Yes, Uncle Jokes has the teen Titans would say Uncle Jokes.

You know, like they're not very good. They're kind of like puns and weird, I don't know, back doors and phrasing.

I don't know. They're not necessarily funny, but for some reason you guys love them.

So yeah, and everybody when we said we're going to get rid of bits, everybody said, no, wait, please, I love the bits.

In fact, hearing from all the listeners has been quite an education about how much everybody out there loves bits, the beginning bits.

That's very true Justin and speaking of education.

That was the bit.

You guys should have sent us a script for this one. I do love the scripts. You guys sent us by the way.

We got some little scripts for bits. If we can use those, believe me, we will.

We're lazy. We're just that lazy.

So speaking of education.

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