Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a shins, I'm not a shins, I'm not a shins, I'm a scallot, my cop, for the mouth.

Oh, everybody, welcome to Saubones, Marlton, tour of Miss Guy of Medicine, I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Sydney, I'm tired of something.

You're tired of something? I'm tired of something and I would like to broach the subject with you now.

Right now. You and I really pick the best time to have these kind of disputes.

Well, that's kind of what I want to talk to you about. This is like our 80th episode, I think, somewhere around there, 80 episodes.

And in every episode, we try to come up with a reason, like a conversation that we might have been having that would lead us into the topic of the subject that we're discussing.

Yeah, it's like a bit that we do. It's like a bit and you know, you're really messing this one up. Yeah, well, it's exhausting.

We spent dear friends, we spent the last three minutes trying to figure out how we might have a conversation.

Three whole minutes of our precious time. Three minutes. Now I would say upwards of four minutes discussing what conversation we would be having that would lead us into malaria. Friends.

Now you've given it away. Now it's not a surprise. Now they know we're talking about malaria. Well, that's my intro there. Now that's the conversation we had that led us into malaria friends.

We talk about a lot of things here between the two of us and most of which are our Charlie centric, but you would be shocked.

Just a wide breadth of topics. Very rarely are we say are we having any conversations that would take us into malaria.

Just like a net. Well, okay, more more so being married to you, I would say.

I tried it, but those aren't so much conversations as like one-sided monologues.

Like I tell Justin things and he tries not to look like glazed over and sobbing the podcast.

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