Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, a Marital Tour of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

Well, Sid, I didn't know that three-year-olds could be depressed, but that's certainly what we've got on our hands.

Well, unfortunately, that's true Justin. We've tried our best.

Yeah, we've tried to make up for it, but it is not working. We took our dog.

All the usual three-year-old tricks, like popsicles.

Poofs, the whole nine yards.

We took our daughter to Disney World for the first time and we didn't know if she would like be crazy about it or not.

We didn't know if she was old enough yet.

To really enjoy it, but we took her and well, she loved it.

That's the good news. Let's start with the good news.

The good news is she loved it. She met all the princesses, she loved it.

The bad news is that we sometimes will just find her crying and we'll ask what's wrong and she'll say our house isn't Disney World.

She wants to live at Disney World now.

Right. And that is as apparent, like I can't. I mean, obviously, they're roughly 40 people that live in Bay Lake that are dissing employees.

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