Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a moral tour of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. It's like a you're doing a DJ thing there.

Doesn't sound like I'm doing a DJ thing.

Yeah, are you going to play some...

I'm going to play some hits of yesterday and today and tomorrow?

I'll play hits from every era.

Alright, well, what else have you been up to?

Well, Sydney, you distracted me by making me very aware of how my voice sounds and now I'm... I had to have a sip of tea.

Yeah, you took an extended sip of your tea away from our podcast. That's not great, but I thought you were professional, but I...

I'm a professional.

Yes, at least one of us is...

Here comes the thing I was going to say.

Today was the first day. It's always a bittersweet time of year.

The first time I had to cook a steak indoors in the pan.

Now Gordon Ramsey, she listen to Gorda.

He'll tell you this is the way to do it.

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