Saabones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saabones. I'm an interior misguided medicine. I am in your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. Sydney, welcome to the program.

Thank you for welcoming me to the program. It's my program too.

Welcome to our program. We've been on parental leave for a while.

That's true. Should we start making Chuck introduce yourself to?

Yeah, hey introduce yourself Chuck.

Okay, that's about a good...

She's kind of made a noise. It's not bad. She's busy. She's eating right now.

I'm exhausted. So tired.

Yeah, so get this. Babies don't sleep much.

Well, that's not true. Babies sleep a lot when you don't want them to.

If you ever said sleep like a baby, you should punch yourself in the face.

I said on Twitter, my baby sleeps like a frat boy fighting a drunken blackout.

What? No, I'm not. I'm fine.

That's really true. She likes to puke in Rally a lot.

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