Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, a medal tour of Miss Guy to Medicine. I'm your co-host, just a mapper royale.

I'm Sydney Mapper.

I got the new lamps today.

Oh, this sounds thrilling.

I know. This is a thrilling intro. I was looking at the new lamps today because we're trying to get the house back in to some sort of shape.

We kind of took nine months off, like done, can you do anything?

Right. We thought right now would be the best time to do some major overhauling.

Maybe it's not doing that much overhaul in the house.

I was being sarcastic.

Yes, a lot of work. Anyway, the one thing I really want to do is get rid of that green.

There's a pretty atrocious color in our house.

Oh, my God. It is almost like a unifying theme of the worst possible shade of gray.

If you put, like, I'm trying to think about it.

How would you describe it? It's kind of a light pea green.

If you had double-met gum and you put it through the washing machine.

You left it in your shorts. You put it through the washing machine.

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