Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

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We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. Hey Justin. How's it going? Good. You had a good day so far? What's it been like?

It's a little bit unusual still, but I get working into a routine. I wake up and I wash my hands and then I brush my teeth and then I wash my hands.

I take a shower and then I wash my hands, which that actually, that one feels...

Maybe excessive. Maybe a little excessive there.

So a lot of hand washing, I would say. I like it. I don't know why I never tried it before, honestly, because I kind of find it soothing.

You moisturizing in there?

Oh, you know me. You're going to wash your hands a lot. You got to moisturize.

I can't keep... Well, it's hard because I'm not allowed to keep moisturizers next to the bed anymore like I used to for my dry cracked hands.

Because you make fun of me for having moisturizers next to the bed and you say it's for ill use. I will say no more than that.

I do not say ill use. That is not... I just call that ill use. I would just say that that's a private time.

It's not though. It's just for my dry cracked hands and you know that it's been 15 years.

But there's no shaming here. It's not ill use.

You do? You shaming up. So they're shaming up stairs.

I say maybe put it inside your nightstand.

But it's not a private time thing. It's just for my dry cracked hands.

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