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We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

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Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

Two big big came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a Marital Tour of Miscotted Medicine. I'm your co-host, just Macroi.

And I'm Sydney Macroi.

It seems really unfair in this day and age. Lots of unfair about this situation and find ourselves in the unpleasantness as I have called it repeatedly.

It isn't catching on, but that's okay. I'm patient. I've got nothing to do but wait.

It's a bit of an understatement, but yeah, it is. It is. That's fair. I wish the very unpleasantness, super unpleasant. I'll work on it.

I don't know. A lot of people are calling it the dystopian, the sickness.

The sickness is like very... It's quite dystopian.

Yeah, Charlie just says the virus, which is like accurate, but lacks some amount of pageantry.

No, it seems unfair because I feel like I have to educate myself about something new every few days.

I used to be able to go months without learning anything and it was perfect. I'm 39 years old, I get it.

You know what I mean? As far as the whole thing, life and stuff.

Now I have to find myself educating myself constantly.

Yes, welcome to what it's like to be a doctor.

Yeah, I don't get paid enough to learn new things constantly.

Now I'm constantly like, what is that? Is that good for the... What does this chart mean?

I'm like, looking at charts on the toilet.

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