Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, a Marital Tour of Miss Guy, the Vittas and I am your co-host Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy.

Sydney is a very exciting day, as you will know.

It is an exciting day. No.

It is the birthday. First birthday, a modern daughter, Charlie Gail McElroy.

Happy birthday Chuck.

We've told her several times today, but I don't really think it's clicked. She doesn't seem to understand why we keep singing at her.

But she seems to be happy with her new toy piggy bank and her potsy the pot. She seems to enjoy.

No, overall she seems pleased with the fact that she got new things today.

Yeah, that seems to have clicked with her. There are so many changes in the first year. I think the one that's probably most profound and moving to me as a parent is that the things we kept her alive this long.

Yeah, that was an achievement in itself.

That's a big thing.

We did it.

Okay, the things you clean up as a parent get grosser, I think, over the first year of life.

I think that's very true. If you start first with the obvious. When they poop, it's just like, you know, at first it's just kind of yellow and mustardy and whatever.

It doesn't smell like anything, really?

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