Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm sitting in Macro.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a moral tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your host Justin Macro.

I'm Sydney Macro. I hear both very snifflies.

Yes, that's true. I'm sorry about that in advance, everyone listening.

It's allergy season here. Probably lots of other places too.

Other places that it is, summer transitioning into fall.

I just got back from New York. I missed you.

I missed you too, honey. I hate when you leave.

Me too. I'm glad to be back. I wish there was some way that I could travel less.

But, you know, business, lady business calls, as they say.

Wait, lady business calls?

No, not like lady justice, but lady business.

I thought you were saying lady business.

They offended on multiple levels by that statement.

No, like business.

The lady that is business has called.

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