Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves hot like a rum.

I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a mayoral tour of Miss Gatted Medicine. I am Mirko, who's just a maceroy.

And I'm Sydney Maceroy.

I was one to ask you. I was ever here, folks, place this today.

I remember. I was awake and aware.

I saw a book about beekeeping. What's that about?

Well, beekeeping, I think, is the process of keeping bees.

Yes, I know.

I think you have them at your home. Like in your yard, I would assume.

I just sort of linguistically piece that together. I'm saying like, why are your parents reading about beekeeping?

Oh, okay. Well, that makes more sense. It's a question.

Thanks.

Well, my dad wants to get into beekeeping. He wants to get hives and not like hives, like, you know.

He should just eat some shellfish. He's really allergic to those.

No, like, like get bee hives and have a bee. What are you going to be farm?

A bee garden? Either way.

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