Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, Meritl Tour of Miss Guy the Medicine. I am your co-host Justin McAulay.

I'm Sydney McAulay. I mean that is my name. I'll just say they call you that because that's your name.

Justin. Sydney, Sidster. I picked a bugger.

You're a gross, gross. You informed me of this. This is not a goof. You informed me of this yesterday and I didn't push too hard.

You just looked at me and said I picked a bugger. My initial response was I figured you meant out of Charlie's nose, which like congrats.

I did do that yesterday. I did that twice yesterday. That wasn't what I was referencing, but I mean...

Probably, yeah. If it's a day that ends in a while, we probably do that.

It's like a mom, dad, parents, a parent job.

Yeah, pick a bug. No, I didn't mean an actual bugger. I picked a metaphorical bugger. Have you never heard that expression?

Never. That's it. We use that expression a lot. Like in medicine, if we think somebody's getting all better and they look good and like everything's heading in the right direction,

we think like in the hospital or something like, yes, okay, this person's getting better. Then somebody thinks randomly like, why don't I order this strange test?

It has nothing to do with what's going on and I'll just order it. Then it comes back and it's kind of abnormal and you have no idea why it says nothing to do with anything else that's going on.

We'll say, well, you picked a bugger. Now we're going to chase down this lead, so to speak.

It may be nothing and it has nothing to do with anything else, but now we've picked a bugger. We can't just ignore it.

You can't just hold the bugger on your finger. You have to do something with it.

In medicine, you can't just wipe that bugger under the table or like under your chair and pretend like it wasn't like you have to handle the bugger.

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