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Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, I'm Randall Tour of Miss Guy, I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Still no sound normal. It's been six weeks since I had a cold and I still can't snap back from it.

What's up, Sid? You're fine. I mean I'm fine. I'm fine. I mean you just talk a lot.

That is true. I can't give my instrument the time it needs to recuperate. You call it your instrument. That's your real problem is you call it your instrument.

I was especially taxed during the max fund drive which we, because we recorded a lot of extra stuff and extra long episodes.

I love to do so many podcasts. It was so hard. It's what I love doing. Everybody loves me for it. It was so difficult to do.

Kiss my grits. No, I want to thank everybody for being so generous during the drive. We had like 9,400 new and upgrading donors. The maximum fun I worked.

Thank you all so much. So much. Your support means everything to us. We really appreciate it.

And because you all were so good to us, I am positive. Sydney assures me that we are going to have last week it was kind of a lot of poopy talk.

I didn't realize how much poop would bother everybody. I thought I mean I know it's something that like I understand that it's gross inherently like I get that.

But I kind of thought it's one of those things that like when you're a little kid you like to talk about poop and then as you're an adult you pretend like you don't like to talk about poop but everybody secretly does. That is not the case.

You were all not you were all but a lot of you were a little unsettled put out by it now I am sorry for that.

So this week Sydney promises that she's got something a lot more less squirm inducing yeah a lot more relaxed a sort of a just a light topic so what do we got Sydney absolutely there are a lot of people who have been asking for me to talk about this for a while.

And so and I thought you know following on the heels of poop what could be easier for everyone to deal with then blood.

So so I thought we would talk about hemophilia this week you don't actually think that's like okay what do you mean you don't actually think that that's okay.

Like I know we all have a lot of fun here but you don't think blood's like another cool topic you know we got to have a good chill out.

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