Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a shins, I'm not a shins, I'm not a shins, I'm a scallot, my cop, for the mouth.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, Madeleine, to a misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Fidney McElroy.

Fidney, guess what I just realized. I bet it's the same thing you just realized.

We didn't have a bit for this.

Well, what I thought was that we could just try it out, test it, I don't know where, and get this dry run will just be like a

test bed for this intro. We'll be testing it on this intro.

Okay.

You see how I'm going with this? This intro will be the guinea pig and then we'll, you see?

Okay.

You see? That's great.

Right at the top line.

Right.

I read the top line.

So.

No problem.

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