Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow, hey everybody. Welcome to Saubones, a mental tour of Miss God Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. Happy belated anniversary, Sid.

Thank you, honey.

I told you yesterday happy anniversary, but I'm telling you again because this is the podcast didn't hear it.

So now I want to improve and podcast proof. Happy nine-year anniversary dear.

Well, thank you. I mean, you put it on Facebook, which is like, it's real once it's on Facebook.

Yeah, but I don't have any randos on Facebook. It's just close. My 500 closest friends and family.

Okay. Well, that's never how I would refer to our dear listeners.

Our dear randos. Our dearest randos.

Well, thank you. That's very sweet of you to in this public forum of a podcast, Wish Me Happy anniversary.

And I would like to extend that same happiness to you as well.

How cordial. Thank you. I love you. I love you.

But I have a question for you. Tell me the question, Sid.

Would you say that after nine years that you still have like a burning passion for me?

Yeah, I, yeah, absolutely. I love you just as much as I did the day I met you.

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