Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Some medicines, some medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, a medical tour of Miss Guy in Domenicin. I am your co-host Justin Macaroy.

And I'm Sydney Macaroy and we've really just got to get through this.

Just got to pack this out.

Because I am really excited.

We, listen, we're on vacation this week, headed to the beach.

We're not even supposed to be here doing this.

No. This is like work.

And I'm on vacation.

We're basically on vacation right now. That's how devoted we are to you, the people.

I can't wait to get out there and just start carving waves on my wakeboard that I learned how to ride in secret lessons I've been taking for the past three months.

I can impress you in a grand gesture that's short to bull you over.

I'm speechless.

You will be.

Well, mainly because where did you learn to wakeboard in Huntington Beachwork on the lake?

I went to Beachwork Lake and they, yeah, and they told me you were wakeboard and don't you have to, I don't know, I'm not a wakeboarder, but don't you have to have waves?

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