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🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.2 | It's for fun. |
| 0:08.7 | Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.2 | We think you've earned it. |
| 0:15.8 | Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.6 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.9 | All right. |
| 0:27.5 | Tommy is about some books. |
| 0:30.6 | One, two, one, two, one, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its windows blasted out. |
| 0:52.5 | Pushed on through the broken glass |
| 0:54.4 | And had ourselves a look around |
| 0:56.3 | The medicines, the medicines |
| 0:58.4 | That I scallet McCorm for the mouth |
| 1:03.8 | Hello everybody and welcome to |
| 1:06.1 | Sawbones, a marital tour of misguided medicine |
| 1:08.3 | I'm your co-host, Justin McElroy |
| 1:09.9 | And I'm Sidney McElroy. And I'm Sydney McElroy. |
| 1:11.1 | Oh, it's so good to be here with you. So we didn't talk about our introduction. Usually we brainstorm something. No, usually you just kind of launch in with a... Oh, I was using the Royal Wee. Sorry, I should have been more clear. Yes. I, King Justin usually come up with a bit. And actually this week's bit is that I've started using the royally, apparently, and calling myself King Justin. How's that grab you? I love it. I think it's a fair distribution of labor since I do all the research for the podcast. And I do all the jokes, some of the jokes. Occasionally do some of the jokes. I think it's fair to say you do most of the jokes. I hung up the lights in the room and I point the microphones. And you decorated. I decorated. I point the microphones. You do point the microphones. I refuse to learn how to point the microphone. So I got, that's my skill. I keep myself relevant. You also, you also keep changing the microphones. So important. That's how I keep myself relevant. You also keep changing the microphones. |
| 2:01.5 | So important, that's how I keep myself relevant. |
| 2:03.9 | You know, without me, you would leave me for someone more capable because you would have |
| 2:10.3 | the microphone thing figured out. |
| 2:11.6 | So as long as I keep you sort of like dependent on my microphone pointing skills, then you will |
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