4.8 • 15.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.2 | It's for fun. |
| 0:08.7 | Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.2 | We think you've earned it. |
| 0:15.8 | Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.6 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.9 | All right. |
| 0:27.5 | Tommy is about some books. |
| 0:30.6 | One, two, one, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its windows blasted out |
| 0:52.0 | pushed on through the broken glass |
| 0:54.4 | And had ourselves a look around |
| 0:56.3 | The medicines, the medicines |
| 0:58.4 | That I scall and McCorm for the mouth |
| 1:04.8 | Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones |
| 1:08.2 | A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine |
| 1:10.4 | I'm your co-host Justin McElroy And I'm Sydney McRoy. I like to have my chair at a height where my legs are just barely off the ground. And it makes me feel like a little rascally boy. Do you like that? I like to keep my chair at that height because most of the time I sit crisscross applesauce, you know, which is not good for me. No. No. I can't imagine doctors would recommend that. No. If you know any. I can't do that anymore because of my knees. That's actually, see, that's why I don't like the chair to be at this height. It hurts my knees. I got a little, do you want me to lower it for you? I got it lower. |
| 1:45.8 | Oh, whoa, too much. why I don't like the chair to be at this height. It hurts my knees. I got a little, do you want me to lower it for you? |
| 1:57.0 | I don't, can't lower. Oh, whoa, too much. Okay, hold on. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up. How is that? A little more, wait, a little more. A little more, up. No, up. You got a stand. You got a stand. I can't up without you help it. Okay. |
| 1:57.6 | A little bit lower? |
| 1:59.0 | A little bit lower. |
| 1:59.8 | Okay. |
| 2:00.5 | That'll work. |
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