Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a shins, I'm not a shins, I'm a scallant macaque for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, a mental tour of Miss Guy to Medicine, I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

Sydney, it's a new year and that means a new me.

A new you?

A new me.

That's exciting.

I'm going to keep many of the classic features that people like yourself have come to know and love about.

Like being married to me, will you keep that one?

That one's there but like I'm also going to keep my demeanor, my sparkling personality, my hair.

Your hair, I love your hair.

Yeah, the hair is definitely staying.

Okay, good.

But I got to get, I got to tell you this year I'm going to get blasted.

I want to blast my core.

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