Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, I'm a scallant macaque for the mouth.

Hey everybody, welcome to Saubones, a medal tour of Miss Guy to Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. Sydney, it's New Year's Eve practically, and as an Eve, I believe Eve. New Year's Eve Eve.

And I am ready to get crunk.

Oh, are we gonna, are we gonna do that as young parents? I'm ready to get crunk. I'm gonna stay up till 12, 15.

As yeah, as young parents, I don't know that we can make it till 12, 15.

My steps are 12, 15. I'm gonna have a glass of shampoo. It's gonna get wild.

Is that enough to get crunk for you now? I'm gonna glass of champagne.

I'm gonna stay up long enough to see the first performance of Pitbull. I'm Ryan C. Cress, but I won't see his return to the stage at 12, 20.

I will be out. But 12, 15. I will see you there.

I'm gonna need you to wake me up most likely at midnight.

Was the countdown starts? Yeah, just in all, I'll like very sleepily kind of, although we need to keep it down, like be quiet.

Yeah. Because Charlie will be sleeping.

The main thing is this, this shampooing in though. Right.

Gonna get it. So I figure a lot of people are gonna do a lot of drinking.

Mm-hmm. You know.

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