Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a Marital Tour of Miss Guide Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

And we have a new co-host on the show.

That's right.

Welcome to the first time, for the first time to solve a scoop of McElroy.

Our plan is that she will be a silent participant.

Silent participant co-host, but that may not work out.

Yes, but we will do our best to limit the amount of contribution because she doesn't know anything.

That's a thing. She'll just start bloviating and it's like, you don't know what you're talking about.

You've only been outside four times.

But she really fancies herself on an expert.

That's the problem.

That's the thing. That's the problem.

That confidence. She has all the confidence of Justin, but none of the knowledge of Sydney. So she's you?

I guess she's just you. She poops your pants.

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