Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, the mayor of Miss Kai Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

Sydney, welcome back to the program.

Thank you.

And welcome to our third chair, which is technically Sydney's arms, Cooper McElroy.

We're going to try to keep her, I'm not going to keep her, I can't keep her quiet. That was a complete lie.

I'm just going to hope she sleeps and doesn't take a huge dump again.

Yes, like last time she has three times in the last couple hours. So you have to assume she's empty.

The numbers are on our side, but there really is no limit to how much a baby can poop.

You heard it here first, folks, from a doctor. Babies can poop infinitely.

Anyone who has had children can attest to that. Sometimes they're just days where they just do poop all day.

We had a sad event last week.

The celebrated physicist, Stephen Hawking passed away.

That's right.

Popular science guy and expert in all things space and physics.

And time and physics and time and everything. The whole enchilada.

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