So guys welcome back to light weights my name is Ilya that's Joe. We're struggling

Alcoholics that honestly just can't seem to find our ground

But we are bouncing back as we found other ways to feed our addiction

Ilya's found porn and I found a new game of dominoes where I meet up with play with my saying you don't drink anymore

No, I do do no, I don't do you yeah you do not really yeah you do

What's the last time I drank this past weekend?

No, I didn't oh never this past. Why did you get drink this past weekend?

I didn't you go out to a thing this weekend Vegas. Yeah, I was sober the whole time. You went to EDC sober. Mm-hmm. Was it fun? Yeah, it was really fun. Um, is that rum?

Yes, yes, I drink rum now to do the light weights podcast

Honestly, I think I'm gonna have to start doing that. We should why don't we do a drunk podcast?

I'm down. Do you want to do one this week or next week? Let's do it every time

I just plastered every time fuck, man because we record early in the morning. Yeah, we're just drunk every day

Oh, it's Tuesday's that's a shrinking day. Dude, I have a crazy story fuck yeah. Oh my god, dude

Do I have a platform for you to tell it?

Listen to this shit. So yesterday I'm driving down venture of intro is this like road right?

Yeah guys, it's a road motherfucker. No, Ventura has the most small businesses in the entire country didn't know that fun fact

Didn't care okay. I'm driving down Ventura as is dog running up with Alex as is dog running and I'm looking at the dog

I'm like that's not a straight dog like there's no way that's a straight dog this dog is clean

He's a golden retriever looks really cute and I drove past him. He's running the other way

with no leash nothing and

I'm like what the fuck is going on? So I turn the car around. I'm like, oh, let's go get him like let's go chase him down

I drop everything that I'm doing I parked the car in the middle of Ventura just like literally leave it in the middle of Ventura

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