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Lightweights Podcast

Doing Drugs With My Dad

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Celebrating my dads birthday, surprising Ilya with a new pet, BMW drivers are the worst, Jason Nash calls in, and grown up real talk about insurance companies. Watch our CLIPS Video Podcast on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCChM6tHqj-4FwbG_KdIjKUw Watch our FULL Video Podcast on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjmqbxZsoH1YwihrGgU1vPA Follow our Podcast on Instagram: @lightweightspod https://www.instagram.com/lightweightspod/ Follow Joe on Instagram: @ughitsjoe https://www.instagram.com/ughitsjoe/ Follow Ilya on Instagram: @ilyafeddy https://www.instagram.com/ilyafeddy/ Follow us on Tik Tok @lightweightspod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lightweights/support Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

What's up guys welcome back to light weight my name is Ilya that's Joe

0:03.4

I'm never letting you do the intro again because I'm sick and tired of being called Igor

0:06.9

Do you understand that you're saying how much frustration that causes me if it didn't stick?

0:12.0

I wouldn't be calling you Igor but so many people love calling you Igor listen if you call me Igor one more time

0:16.6

I'm the intro I am walking out of the podcast are you coming back? No, I'm not coming that day. I won't come back

0:21.8

You're done. I'll come back the next day, but like for that day. I'll have enough of like

0:25.6

Whatever that is I think the light weighters will be okay if we're delayed a day because you got really light

0:31.5

Calm lightwaters. What else you come lightweights. They're just lightweights the fans are look. No, that's stupid

0:36.4

Yes, we're lightweights. They're lightweights. What are we better than that? You are a marketing idiot, huh? No, you are no

0:41.0

You are you run this into the ground. Thank God. I'm here to take a shovel and like dig us back out of it

0:47.0

It's almost like you don't ever drop the soap in the shower and caught it at like and felt proud of yourself

0:54.6

Because you dropped it and you're like whoa whoa, and then you don't know if you're gonna catch it

0:59.0

But it keeps slipping as you catch it. I don't you can't catch it. I don't use a bar

1:02.5

So I'm not loser idiot. Oh, you're not a man. Okay. I'm what I eat. I'm a pussy idiot. You know what you pussy

1:07.7

You're so stupid here's so stupid you have a girlfriend. You know what you're you're you're you're you're not

1:13.1

You're noty pussy. We've talked about this. I don't eat pussy. I love pussy. I love eating pussy literally

1:18.5

You just like four times if all I did the rest of my life was eat pussy

1:22.3

I did I do it if if eating pussy was a job a 40 hour week job

1:26.7

I'd be the best at it see that I get promoted literally week one that's your problem like that guys

1:31.1

You wouldn't even put in the overtime. That's how much you don't like pussy. I would literally do it

1:34.1

I do eight hours a week if I had to you just do your 40 and clock out not true. I'd say over I'd stay late if I had to who would you even make happy nobody

1:41.0

Everybody have you made anyone come lately?

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